The Grown-Ups Are Back in Charge

The United States went all “varsity” by dropping a “MOAB” or “mother of all bombs” on what Obama referred to as the “J.V. team”.  Yes, the adults are back in the driver’s seat; not making-out in the back seat.

They’re aware that life, death, and war are very real, not to be joked about (bumps in the road), lied about (where do I start?) or taken lightly (Fruit-Loop Girl…..really?)

Trump dropped a bomb on “ISIS”, otherwise known as the “Boil on the Butt of Humanity”.  The Donald realizes what we are dealing with.  We’re dealing with folk that will rip out a human heart like it’s Steak Tartar on the battlefield, put tender children in dough-kneading machines, and set people ablaze in cages.  These are likely the manliest customs in their repertoire other than “wife-beating” or taking sheep to “dinner and a movie”, forgetting both of course.

The fact is, the better part of the world has been a “permissive parent” letting “little Johnny” bring whoever the hell he wants home from school, where things quickly escalate from “kegger” to chopping off the folks’ heads when they get home from work, and raping both pet pygmy goat and siblings alike.

The only “big stick” Obama carried was attached to a man name “Reggie”, or maybe his own when he flaunted a “woody” on board an airplane to his senatorial staff.  I can’t make this up.

We need to pray for President Trump folks.  He’s the last, best hope this country has.

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